neuro-proctologist

A medical professional that helps people get their head out of their arse.

That Stephen Harper/Republican party/NRA sure could use a neuro-proctologist.

by doctorwhat January 25, 2013

Prestologic

the adjective form of prestology; the superior reference\guide to all thing awsome and special

Amberisms can not compete with a prestologic word or phrase.

by Vicky's number one prize November 21, 2009

proctological legerdemain

The art of magically pulling a project quickly out of your ass.

You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can present it to the client when he gets back."

Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."

by Malgamere March 26, 2011

proctological discomfort

royal pain in the ass.

With her constant moaning, Thelma was fast becoming a proctological discomfort.

by the real pappapittmudman April 23, 2006

Forensic Proctologist

Someone who looks up your arse to see what crawled up there and died

Man you need a forensic proctologist. That is pure evil.

I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.

by Smelly Fella January 17, 2009

poatology

The study of poat

The poat inflicted man was studied by the poatology studing professor

by Poater's helper February 7, 2009

PROCTOLOGIST

Also known as: A shitty job.

Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier!

Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.

by Big Turd Burgler April 10, 2008