Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier!
Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.
Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.
by Big Turd Burgler April 10, 2008
by P.Diddy Poppa Nox July 23, 2003
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Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)
by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003
by guy mann-dude September 26, 2008
That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.
Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
by harry flashman July 13, 2003
One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.
by Jim Jim420 October 26, 2009