Pre-signing On

When a person instant messages another person who is signed on only to find out that that person is too busy to talk or doesn't want to talk to anyone right now because they are angry or in a bad mood. So why the hell are they signed on in the first place? Well these idiots are pre-signed on so when they are able to talk or aren't in a bad mood they will already be signed on because they are really lazy to click the sign on button more than once. DUH

Aaron: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Hey i ctn im too busy
Aaron: Then why the fuck are you signed on if you can't talk
Sarah: I like pre-signing on so when im not busy ill already be on
Aaron: That may be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life

by akararules July 6, 2010

pre shit fart

A pre shit fart, is the last bit of gas left over, which takes over the remaining space between your rectum , your poop and the air. It is the worst smelling fart ever, smells like you have shit your sefl, without actually shitting yourself. It is your last and final warning to get your butt to the toilet!

I have been busting ass all the way home, but this last one was a real pre shit fart.

It is the last amount before you are actually praire dogging. A preshit fart is allowing your company to actally smell the authenticity of what your shit would smell like if they were hagging out in the bathroom with you. Mostly, smells like a trucker shit.

Angel just threw a pre-shit fart and then dashed to the bathroom.....almost missing the bowl

by Fartologist December 22, 2013

Ketchup pre-cum

The runny liquid that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the thicker, actual ketchup comes out.

aww dude! i just put ketchup pre-cum all over my hotdog!

by vPeter February 12, 2013

pre-mortem

Reviewing the details of why a product or project launch will fail BEFORE the product actually launches. This is distinct in nature from a post-mortem, which FOLLOWS a failed product or project launch.

The group of product managers congregated in the kitchen to conduct a pre-mortem of the soon-to-be released cell phone device.

by shmoozle October 28, 2010

pre-parcel anxiety

The nervous impatience experienced when waiting for a parcel or package you've ordered to be delivered. Often accompanied by frequent glances at the front door for signs of the courier driver when you hear any audible or visual queues of their presence. Generally the level of pre-parcel anxiety is highly correlated with either the monetary, sentimental or hype-based value placed on the package being delivered.

"After my package wasn't delivered yesterday I've got serious pre-parcel anxiety!"

"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"

by waitingForAPackage September 1, 2011

Pre-Abandoned

1. A building or military installation that is never intended to be used, but which must be constructed anyway for political reasons.

2. A public space that planners know will never be occupied or properly used. It gets built anyway to satisfy a planning commission or zoning board.

3. The act of constructing something useless and pointless because it is demanded by an overall "plan."

"Did you hear about those Pre-Abandoned schools in Iraq? They built them out in the desert without any electricity or air conditioning. No one will ever use them, but at least they look good on paper."

by Peter Kobs September 22, 2009

Pre-workout

A mild form of cocaine.

After I took my pre-workout the tingles had me ready to lift a house!

by mrginch June 11, 2014