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The pre-game drinking at home while you're getting dressed, ironing a shirt, or stopping over to pick up a friend, that occurs before you get to an official pre-game, where you then get doused before you leave to go to an actual party/bar/any variation of alcohol induced debauchery.
1.) Eric pre-pre-gamed with three PBRs, then headed to Mark's for a pre-game with all his friends, then headed to the bar, where he blacked out.

2.) If you decide to engage in a pre-pre-game, be aware that at some point during your evening you will most likely spontaneously wake up in your bed, the next morning/afternoon, partially clothed, with a wet crotch and several UDI's.
pre-pre-game by G to the B October 26, 2008
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Pre-Game Dump

The Pre-Game Dump: Traditionally invented by athletes who would use this strategy to become more relaxed before an important game, the Pre-Game Dump is the shit you take before a big moment or event which requires high performance and low stress/tension for success.

The Pre-Game Dump is a relaxing experience which prepares you both mentally and physically for a stressful event. Although originally meant for athletic events, it can (and should be) used before any big event such as an interview, a speech, or an important exam.

Effects of the Pre-Game Dump include: Reduced stress, feeling of readiness, focus, and confidence.

One side advantage of the Pre-Game Dump is that it eliminates the chances that you will shit yourself in the specific stressful situation.
Daniel: "dude help me out. I'm freaking out about this last match."

Mr. Miyagi: "chill bro. Take that pre-game dump and whoop some ass"
Pre-Game Dump by 9513x2 June 19, 2011

Pre-Game 

Verb: To drink alcoholic beverages prior to a social engagement to make it more enjoyable.
"Hey, you going to that dance on Friday?"
"Yeah, let's Pre-Game it."
Pre-Game by II Coo Fo Skoo March 23, 2004

Pre-game 

Invented by college students; it means drinking before going out to party, mostly to prevent oneself from spending too much on alcohol while out.
"what?? the drinks are $5 each? we shoulda pre-gamed..."

oh, we definitely have to pre-game tonight!
Pre-game by psush_girl November 22, 2004

Pre-Game 

Activity that is DRINKING BEFORE DRINKING. Usually to drink before going out to a club or party. Sometimes the reason for pre-gaming is to get a buzz started before arriving at the destination, and sometimes to spend less money trying to obtain a drunken state at the bar or club. You don't even have to change locations to consider it a pre-game. It could be getting a couple drinks in before your friends arrive at your house to drink. But it always is drinking before an event that includes drinking. You can pre-game by yourself or gathering with friends. But the gathering must change in order to count the initial gathering as a pre-game. Such as the group of you going out after the pre-game. It is not pre-gaming if you get together to drink and do not change something such as A)location or B)several members of the group. That is just extra drinking time.
1) Let's pre-game before going out, I don't have enough money to get drunk at the bar unless we do.

2) I must have pre-gamed too hard last night because I didn't even stay out til midnight, I was too drunk and had to go home.

3) Yeah, we're going to be late, we're going to pre-game first. See you there afterwards, have a shot waiting for me!

4) Hey guys welcome, yeah, I had a bad day so I pre-gamed while I waited for you. Have a drink, try to catch up. :)

5) We'll meet you at the club in a half hour, I'm at Lisha's right now, we're pre-gaming first.

6) I don't think I'll pre-game with you guys tonight, I've got to work early and don't want to get too drunk tonight, but I'll still meet you there for a drink or two.
Pre-Game by Dicesha May 6, 2009

pre game 

Drinking before one officially goes out to to either a club or other social gathering
"I got some beers in my house, so lets pre game there before going to the club."

Pre-game Dump

n. A monster shit taken immediately before a stressful event.

v. To take a monster shit.

Origins: Said and performed by hockey players immediately before a game so that they do not shit themselves when checked on the ice.
"There's only one thing left to do before I ace this chemistry exam: take a pre-game dump."

"Waterloo lost and was killed because he didn't pre-game dump. If he had, history would have been changed for EVER!"
Pre-game Dump by Alex Spence November 22, 2004