tide pooling

1. To sexually destroy
2. The action of saying "Huh?"

"Dude, bro, brah, I was totally tide pooling that girl last night!"

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Portholing

When two prolapsed anuses touch each other

Steve and Greg had an amazing time portholing last night

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When you smoke pot in a confined area.

We were out in the car potboxing.

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Pretending to be dead in a public swimming pool. Great activity

"Hey Sharon you wanna go pooling to traumatize some kids? It is pretty hot today"
"OMG I thought you would never ask!"

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A posh person, someone who is a posh thing

You’re a right poshling you are

Poshling by Bensaposhling February 13, 2024

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Roger "I always drive my Ferrari around Silverstone"
Dave "Stop talking poolingual"

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Verb. - Being a smug, bald, little man intentionally arguing in bad faith or playing dumb.

"I wear a beanie to cover my baldness" - Tim Pool
"I'm drowning in the pool" - Someone getting mad when Tim is pooling all over the place

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