portemonnaie

German for "wallet" or "man purse".

In the most common context in the United States, the word portemonnaie is used to refer to an extremely large, feminine, extravagant, and overly gilded wallet in which a male uses. Most can fit keys and even cell phones comfortably inside of them. However, use of the word "portemonnaie" is always in a teasing or insulting context.

Markin: I got a new portemonnaie, yay!
Kirk: Very homosexual looking..

portemonnaie by Purifico May 29, 2004

porteous 

To fall unconscious whilst in the midst of penetration and then awaken later with no recollection of the event.

benson:did you hear about giles?
finley:oh no, he didnt pull another porteous did he? crikey!

porteous by The LIbrarian November 8, 2006

porenography 

A digital picture of a female celebrity that is of such high resolution, details such as pores can be resolved.

Not necessarily nude, but occasionally revealing.

whoa. new porenography of jessica alba was just posted.

porenography by sitesurfer June 13, 2004

portemonnaie

noun
a more insulting way of saying man purse

When my friend brought his portemonnaie to school I started to question his sexual preference.

portemonnaie by Billy Bob May 28, 2004

Mike Portnoy 

1) To act over entusiastically

2) To be able to drum extremely well within songs - yet be rubbish at drums solos.

1) When Grandma gave Johnny that jumper for Christmas he acted like a Mike Portnoy

2) He's no Mike Pornoy - he's really good at drum solos.

Mike Portnoy by I'm Jack Cooper April 1, 2005

Portnoy hands 

A trader who gets scared and sells. Then watches those with diamond hands land the profits

I wanted to hold, but I was a pussy. I had Portnoy hands. I sold early to watch my wife’s boyfriends rich uncles take all the profits

Portnoy hands by tharulerr June 25, 2021

Mike Portnoy 

Mike Portnoy is an overrated drummer who is idolized mainly by amateur drummers or mindless fans who are into insipid music.
The problem with Mike Portnoy is that he never escapes his comfort zone to expand his playing style, he does simplistic fills and drum solos and is a god in the eyes of his tasteless fans. Mike Portnoy also sounds the same in everything he does; listening to him play becomes tedious, watching him play is boring; he has no style, he hardly has any dynamics what so ever and he looks like a fuckwit.

Mike's drum kit is unpractical as it is literally two(2) drum kits which means that he will physically have to get up and walk over to the other half of his drum kit to play some songs. I mostly think that people are having trouble trying to understand the difference between having a big drum kit and having skill; thus, he is the best drummer because he has a huge drum kit! -Fan logic.

When expressing your opinion on Mike Portnoy you will suddenly become bombarded by his dumb fans who have the reasoning skills of children: they will ask you to upload a video of your playing skills (for some reason) and they will endlessly reprimand you for having an opinion.

Person 1: "I've decided to do a Mike Portnoy."
Person 2:"What does that mean?"
Person 1:"Well, I'm not going to shave or make it look like I have had a shower for months and start doing simplistic distasteful things on my drum kit."

Person 1: "How do I become an amazing drummer even though I'm not really progressing or challenging myself?"
Person 2: "Just buy a 22 piece drum kit and you'll be the best drummer ever!"

Mike Portnoy by Delirium92 June 1, 2013