Pornament

A contest between couples to determine who can most accurately duplicate scenes from any arbitrary XXX film. The pornament is usually judged by an unbiased third party.

Dick and Jane's morning yoga class really payed off by enabling them to take first prize in the neighborhood pornament.

by Godspan December 15, 2009

Blue Star Pointment

A touchdown, extra point conversion, two-point conversion, field goal or safety the Dallas Cowboys completes against the opposing team. This meaning is opposite to the Blue Star Ointment.

That Blue Star Pointment just got put on again.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 22, 2009

pornament

Adj.: A type of tattoo that is adult or pornographic in nature.

Bob just got a pornament tattoo of his wife. It features her large, saggy breasts and a shaved vagina.

by Pejuta December 15, 2009

e-pointment

an electronic appointment made online over the internet

Would you to make an e-pointment online?
Hi, I have an e-pointment at 2pm.

by decken December 15, 2009

porniment

Prominent porn element.

I simply can't allow this porniment to discuntinue.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2008

porntmanteau

A "wet 'n' juicy" Urban-Dictionary entry that combines portions of two or more shorter words.

Good examples of clever porntmanteau words are "sargasm" and "suckcess"

by QuacksO February 24, 2019

Preument

planning or scripting an argument with someone before it happens.

Simin was about to argue with his sister, so he started to preument the conversation

by Lunchbox7734 January 30, 2020