Pooperbate

When you are married so you watch porn and jerk off while you “poop.”

Alex is in the bathroom getting his pooperbate on.

by UnfortunateWife February 6, 2019

Pooperbate

Jacking off a shit that is half way out your ass

Dom: I'm Dark

Jake: Kind of like the shit I took today.

Leo: Did you pooperbate it?

by JChez11 August 3, 2011

Pooperbate

Pooperbate
Verb. Pooperbated, pooperbates, pooperbating

Pooperbating, very similar to masturbating, is one of two things.

1) Sexual self-gratification while pooping, whether be in the toilet or on your partner.

2) Sexual self-gratification with the aid of fecal matter; either your own or anothers (human or animal).

"Man, my poop smelled so bad this morning I couldn't help but pooperbate with it."

by Chad and Jamen October 22, 2008

poopturbation

act of masturbating while taking a poop. Attempting to climax while poop is dropping is the goal.

I was bored at work so I went for a poopturbation.

caught bob poopturbating again in the bathroom.

I can't masturbate anymore, I can only poopturbate in public to get off

by salty-balls September 27, 2017

footurbate

The act of rubbing your own feet.

My feet are killing me. I'm going to have to footurbate.

by Jim McMaster November 1, 2007

Posturbate

On Facebook, persistently attempt to steer threads in a sexual direction; continually make lewd and suggestive comments, regardless of their relevance to the original post or current tone of the thread.

Nancy: Grandma Geriatrician's birthday on Saturday. What do you get for a 90 year old???
Moira: What else could you want or need at that age?
Rhonda: Just wrap up something she already has. She's 90!!!! She won't remember if she had one or not.
Moira: Then re-wrap it and let your brother give it to her, too ... lol!
Keith: I'd like to give you a "pearl necklace" for your birthday.
Nancy: Dude, that doesn't even make sense! Go posturbate somewhere else.

by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010

Poopurbate

The act of using feces as lubricant while masturbating, or to masturbate while on the toilet during a bowel movement.

I took my scat play to another level last night with and intense poopurbate session.

by SirHumpsalot July 30, 2024