Pornstachio

A man with a porno type moustache.

Tom Selleck, Pete Wentz, Burt Reynolds, porn stars and all cops from the 1970's rock Pornstachio's.

by Mac May May June 17, 2010

Pootachè

When during the act of sexual intercourse, one Shits under someones nose and gives them a shit moustache.

When Michael got excited during sexual intercourse Jeffs mother found herself with a pootachè

by Blair&Maddie July 8, 2009

poostache

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.

Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?

by pc1018 June 1, 2007

PornTache

Either goatee style facial hair or a mustache that is more commonly sported by male Porn stars.

Have you seen Big Will with his Porntache.

by Big Will August 21, 2003

Poonstash

Slang term for moustache. Generally used to describe a woman's.

The little girl had a gross black poonstash! It was like a giant caterpillar!

by opalmind June 10, 2004

Porkstache

1)Bacon draped over one's face in the place of a mustache.

2)Unexplainable things that are too complex for normal class words.

1) "Holy ass! What a glorious porkstache that trucker has!"
2) "Oh, Porkstache. That's occurrence is so unfortunate."

by Pork M8 August 31, 2010

poostashe

similar to a dirty sanchez, only the recipient does not know they have been given one.

Hey, check out your neighbour neil. He has poo on his top lip. He looks as though he doesn't even realise.. I wont be lending sugar to him anymore.

by kazoo and kasoo November 24, 2004