Poogatory

Upon finishing your business in the bathroom, you realize there's no toilet paper. You're stuck with shitty butt until someone arrives with toilet paper redemption.

Text to your roommate, "Bro, I'm downstairs stuck in poogatory. Bring me some tp!"

by dandelionfrazer September 7, 2014

Poolana

A sharp stick used in ritualistic medicinal practices.
Can be bought in Wisteria New Hampshire.
Can be found in Gold, Silver, Copper, Diamond, Wood and Steel.

Person 1: DAMN!!
Person 2: What? My poolana?
Person 1: Yeah mate, where did you get it?
Person 2: Wisteria.
Person 1: Can I borrow it?
Person 2: Sure!

by Called CoCo February 27, 2020

ooga pooga

An oof moment, often used for self-deprication and to deflect pain. Can also be used highly sarcastically. Often used between guys to belittle a diss or take the piss out of someone.

Jane: jack you're such an arsehole, I hate you.

Jack: ooga pooga

by oogapooga November 25, 2019

poogasm

That happy feeling you get when you poo.

Mr Winky felt most happy when he had a poogasm.

by Mr Winky February 14, 2006

poogly

afraid, startled, scared

He looked a malenky bit poogly when he viddied the four of us like that...

by JackBrewer July 9, 2003

poolard

An individual whos main goal is to exert the least amount of effort possible in all aspects of daily life.

Someone who is extremely lazy and doesnt want to leave their house.

All Josh does is sit at home on the computer and play world of warcraft, what a poolard!

by mylittlesnoookie December 25, 2009

poolangies

hot white girls usually found working at hollister or abercrombie and fitch

all the poolangies in school want roel

by Dannilyn September 12, 2006