Penophile

A Penophile is a person who will use pen for writing everything during school or work. Not to be confused with a pedophile, a penophile will always demand a pen, in a specific color usually, to write, except on Scantron tests or during Math class, because they absolutely need a pencil.

A penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.

Penophile: Do you have a pen I can borrow?

Person: Is pencil okay?

Penophile: I don't know, is keying a dick on the side of your car okay?

Person: But it's a Ticon...

Penophile: Ugh...fine...

by cee-em-kay September 24, 2011

podophile

noun

1) Person who is so into podcasting that they spend more time talking to their computer than they do their family.

2) Person who may as well have their iPod stapled to their person.

That Deke is such a podophile his wife left him and he didn't know about it for a week!

by MajorMalfunction November 23, 2007

pokephile

wtf? why would you be this? what is wrong with you

anyway zoophile with extra steps

IM A POKEPHILE!! /j - copypasta

by mark👍 February 23, 2022

Pogophile

exactly like a pedophile, but on pogo.com. ussually a creeper that asks for Age Sex and Location. and then tries to get in your pants.

Remember children! always saty away from pogophiles.

by joshua ecstacy August 1, 2010

pornophile

A pedophile that makes/watches porn from the children that they molest.

Ewww! Get that pornophile away from my child!

by TheHarryPotterNinja May 2, 2010

penophile

(n). Lover of male genitelia, specifically the penile shaft; loving the penis to the point of obsession

The ho at da club was such a penophile, even R Kelly wouldnt touch dat.

by jkatface May 14, 2014

pokephile

An adult that plays pokemon actively and even competes in tournaments. This person may even attend pokemon events.

"Dude, Nino is such a pokephile! Going all the way to NYC to play that game with children, I hope he doesnt moleste them too"

by MAXaTRILLION September 27, 2008