peemergency

The urgent need to urinate.

After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.

by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2010

peemergency

it's when you have to pee...and it's an emergency. duh

i experienced a peemergency when the cold air hit me as i walked to my car from the stadium which gripped my kidneys like a vice

by Genghis Jahn February 11, 2010

Sexual Plezer

A "Sexual Plezer" is when you jack off to Grannies & Trannie's and then eat a russian midget and shit out corn later.

"Dude i got so wasted last night."

'Yeah, I heard you did a sexual plezer after the 4th shot."

by WyldFox November 9, 2012

pleer

Drunk and delerious

Man, I was so pleer last night, I tried to eat my shirt!

by Vincent Marnier January 11, 2014

Plumer

When a male ejaculates in a female’s anus and, in an effort to creampie, the female projects diarrhea onto the male’s body (usually his face).

Fuck man, if I would’ve know I was getting a plumer from her, I would’ve at least brought a towel along!

by Alcohol12345 November 8, 2018

Tyler Pemerton

a guy who is abosested with his abs.
he think he is sexy but isnt.
he likes the fat ladies and black guys.
he fav sex pos. is in the butt.
he enjoys gay porn and long walks on the beach.

fag as in tyler pemerton

by lol ha October 31, 2012

Peemer

It's the long version of P.M., the initials of Panda Monium, a Supreme Undercover Crime Fighter, often confused for an Asiatic Princess. Can be seen fighting crime from her Underwater Fortress of Death, located in Oceans Unknown. Specializing in the development of the Ultimate Mechanical Arm, Professor Panda Monium is one half of the famous Crime Fighting Duo known as "Hodge Podge and Panda Monium."

Regular Citizen: "So wait, you're telling me if I cut off my arm, I can get an arm that is the equivelant of a swiss army knife, Peemer?"
Peemer: "The swiss army knife looks like a straw compared to the HPM Mechanical Arm.... FAG."

by Peemer December 9, 2008