When you drink about 30 beers the night before and eat a can of corn.
Johnny woke up early this morning, went straight to the bathroom and made himself a big ol bowl of grannies home made veggie soup. MMmm MMmm Good!!! :)
One who is a way cool older lady . They usually hang in a pack . They wear torn jeans and tramp stamps . They are pro drug and anti abortion , and pro trump . They March to the beat of their own drum . They have names like Peyton Kelly Julie and Carol and like to wear ripped jeans .
Hey let’s go to Peyton’s pad “She’s a realGG “ yeah she is a GANGSTA GRANNIES !
An accurate description of Southwest Airlines' Flight Attendants. In reference to a Southwest pilot who got caught transmitting his endeavors with a stuck microphone to air traffic control.
64.5 year-old Captain:
I would have gone to the bar and given these flight attendants a realstud to take back to their room, but my flight was full of Gays, Grannies and Grandes!
23 year-old First Officer: Yes Captain, they were all talking about how hot you must be with your pants off!