An accurate description of Southwest Airlines' Flight Attendants. In reference to a Southwest pilot who
got caught transmitting his endeavors with a
stuck microphone to air traffic
control.
64.5 year-old Captain:
I would have gone to the
bar and given these flight attendants a real
stud to take back to their room, but my flight was full of Gays, Grannies and Grandes!
23 year-old First Officer: Yes Captain, they were all talking about how
hot you must be with your pants off!