An accurate description of Southwest Airlines'
Flight Attendants. In
reference to a Southwest pilot who got caught transmitting his endeavors with a
stuck microphone to air traffic control.
64.5 year-old Captain:
I would have gone to the bar and given these flight attendants a
real stud to take back to their room, but my flight was full of Gays, Grannies and Grandes!
23 year-old First Officer: Yes Captain, they were all talking about how
hot you must be with your pants off!