phojob

When a girl is pretending to give you a blow job, but is actually just using her wet hand

First coined in "Hall Pass" (2011)

Julio: dude! yesterday sara gave me the best blowjob ever, but she wouldn't let me look!

Harry: you ass! she does that to everyone! it was just a phojob...

by Horndog9111 June 14, 2011

phonosentation

Blending When a someone performs a presentation about phonology. Then the act of performing a presentation on phonology can be referred to as phonosentation.

Hey, Hatem, your today's phonosentation is wonderful. Keep up the good work, bro.

by Sharabas November 23, 2017

Phoobit

A discreet word used for talking about novos, suorins, and other hard hitting vapes.

"Yo Mohamad shoot the phoobit"

"Fs g you finna get that fat dome off this suorin air+"

by mogotteweed November 14, 2019

Phobophobe

One who fears fear itself.

During World War II, F.D.R. inspired America to become a legion of phobophobes.

by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis February 19, 2009

Phoof

The signature visual element of the tv show, NCIS. When NCIS breaks to and comes back from a commercial, a black and white video image appears of a moment in the episode, accompanied by a noise that sounds like "phoof", hence the name.

The "phoof" sounds like a flashbulb exploding.

by Teresa S October 28, 2009

Phobos and Deimos

I bet you didn’t know that Mars had moons. 🌚🌚

Guy 1: Did you know Mars had moons?
Guy 2: Yeah aren’t they Phobos and Deimos.
Guy 1: Damn it I thought no one knew
Guy 2: What do you think I’m a retard.

by EpicLLama May 25, 2021

Phoobed

To thrust one's phone into his/her own breast.

UGH! Did you see that Andrea? She just Phoobed herself!

by Rosechuk December 1, 2010