Blending

A variation of fisting that involves inserting your entire forearm and then spinning it around fast as if you were a blender.

Justin and Stanley decided that this evening they would take turns in blending Sara.

by theblender666 May 07, 2013

Blending

Blending is what you and your gun are doing in the middle of a gun fight with many people. If your gun is blending, you're packing loud noise and making a full on riot, kind of like a Blender.

"That crazy motherfucker was blending the whole block up with his UZI! "

"Oh? On god?!"

by Pooper man 300 February 02, 2019

Blend

An Adult Female or Females

“The blend over there is fine”

by ThaCoolKid June 24, 2019

blended

to be high and drunk at the same time...feeling both of the effects combined perfectly.

Girl: Im so drunk
Boy: Im so high!
You: Im better then both of you....im blended

by xnjaax October 07, 2008

Will It Blend?

A internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson to show his company's blender is the world's most powerful blender. He created short videos of his blender liquefying Plungers, Light Bulbs, Rake Handles, Toy Dolls, Cell Phones and even an Ipod and posted them on YouTube. Via free word of mouth and internet blogging Dickson created a huge interest in his product for virtually nothing compared to using paid advertising on television.

"Will It Blend? That is the question!"
"Don't Breathe This!"

by JangleRadio April 05, 2007

Will it blend?

To ask "Will it blend?" is to question whether something is feasible, practical, or realistic.

This interrogative relative to "passing muster" is based in the internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson, as previously defined.

Adam: I have a theory that the universe is actually contained in a wormhole on the back of a turtle.

Bob: But will it blend? No -- it won't, because you can't test that! It's not even a theory if you can't test it!

by CleffedUp April 23, 2010

The Blend

Created At Wasted State. Somebody who is down bad, extremely drunk and making poor decisions that will be regretted in the morning.

Synonyms: The Mix, The Blender, NutriBullet, Smoothie.

“I’m about to hop in The Blend”

Connor: yoooo Ben did you see Joey and Jack just chug that bottle of Pink Whitney?!

Ben: Ya bro he’s about to be in The Blend forsure!

by Jdilldoe March 09, 2022