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blending 

adj. to change ones personality in able to further ones career, to brown nose, to suck up to management, to not use the word mofo in work emails. see also Blender
Brent kept his job in the restructure by blending better than Riz, Balk and Ange.
blending by Pastey January 29, 2003
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Blending 

A variation of fisting that involves inserting your entire forearm and then spinning it around fast as if you were a blender.
Justin and Stanley decided that this evening they would take turns in blending Sara.
Blending by theblender666 May 7, 2013

Blending 

Blending is what you and your gun are doing in the middle of a gun fight with many people. If your gun is blending, you're packing loud noise and making a full on riot, kind of like a Blender.
"That crazy motherfucker was blending the whole block up with his UZI! "

"Oh? On god?!"
Blending by Pooper man 300 February 2, 2019

Blending 

The act of pulling your butt cheeks apart and rubbing your butthole on another persons butthole.
Dude I was blending last night.
Blending by blendingfan January 16, 2022

Blending her Smoothie 

giving a girl a rim job and fingering her at the same time
Guy1: dude I was blending her smoothie last night.
Guy2: Nice

Sex Blending 

The transitional dichotomy of making distinction between the designation of sex in the transition of being transgender.
Sex Blending: A transgender individual whose biological sex is determined medically, yet perceived the opposite by the individual and is in the process of sex transition whether psychologically or physiologically classified.
Sex Blending by Dr. D. June 9, 2009

Finger Blending 

I. When you stick a finger in yours / someone else's asshole and twirl your finger

2. When you don't have a wisk and you mix everything with your finger
Guy: Oh man! We don't have any toys!

Guy 2: you know.. We could always try finger blending!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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