Pumpkin Popsums

A pumpkin popsum is a member of QAnon, as explained by the crazy Alex Jones.

Witches and warlocks and pumpkin popsums. I will not suffer you Q people any longer!

by A.Sztuka January 12, 2021

fudge pumpkin

to shit in a carved out pumpkin

Laura gave the Mitchell's two fudge pumpkins last night. Hope the flies don't give it away.

by Charles Von Steam O'Lantern October 21, 2011

Pumpkin Spice

A shitty coffee flavor that all teenage to young 30's yuppie white chicks love.

"Can I get a pumpkin spice java frap chai soy latte with an extra flavor pump? You don't accept Apple Pay?!!??!!11"

by Honorable Justice Scalia October 9, 2015

pumpkinbucket

1. a heartless, prideful douchebag.

2. someone who only cares about himself and doesn't cherish the things or people they have in front of them for what they're worth.

Daniel is such a pumpkinbucket, for he knew Monuica liked him but he only used her to copy her homework.

by Minbeezy February 24, 2011

pumpkin thunder

gas resulting from consuming too many pumpkin flavored things

Watch out... My girlfriend drank 4 pumpkin spice lattes and now she has pumpkin thunder.

by bulgingwalrus November 12, 2015

suck my pumpkin

Something entirely family friendly that also has a vulgar sound to it that you can say on Halloween to someone who has no treat for you at their front door.

Hey there you cheap dipstick, why don’t you suck my pumpkin?

by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021

pumpkin shovel

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

for the love of god, shut the damn pumpkin shovel already!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008