penistrate

Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.

I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.

by Margeret Shadowski August 30, 2008

Peistache

1. A word that describes a false statement or claim
2. Can also refer to an amazing mustache

1. He claimed he got to third base with her, but i smelled his fingers, peistache!

2. What a sweet peistache. I wish i could grow an upper lip garden like that

by Scroto Baggins February 4, 2010

Pepite

Inspired by cartoon Madeline's Spanish boyfriend "Pepito", a "pepite" refers to a young child, boy or girl. The term should be used to discuss children with men who are afraid of becoming a dad.

I hope we have a cute pepite one day.

by Kermy_Cat October 18, 2018

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by Pepestinky69420 August 8, 2021

peristalsis

Rhythmic visceral muscle contractions in the digestive system that function to transport ingested materials caudally, unless stimulated by the emesis reflex where the flow of digested material is reversed.

Dude, last night Veronica's peristalsis was inhibited by my massive cock.

by CheesyBear November 7, 2014

reverse peristalsis

An inaccurate alternative term for regurgitation or vomiting, typically used by grade school science teachers who don't actually understand science and use the urban dictionary instead of a competent textbook to source classroom material.

While reverse peristalsis in the small intestine can occur during vomiting, the actual act of vomiting does not involve peristalsis.

The technical term for vomiting is not reverse peristalsis it is regurgitation.

by MrScience April 25, 2011

pepita

Literally: pip, nugget, pumpkin seed
Figuratively: in Mexico refers to the clitoris

"Chupame la pepita" (suck my clit)

by Donna W October 11, 2007