Penage

An embarassingly small penis, a portmanteau of the german words Blamage or embarassment and Penis or penis.

-Hey, that guy over there is fucking tasty
-Oh, Johannes? Yeah, but he has a penage.

by antibugs November 30, 2021

penacular

Penis spectacular! Or spectacular like a penis. Well, at least mine. Nah, I'm just kidding. Or am I?

1. I won the lottery today. This is frickin penacular!

by Niggacynzki December 31, 2007

Penaldo

A part time footballer, part time essay writer, part time underwear seller and part time joker who love to claim himself as the best footballer ever while all his achievement this season is a penalty goal against Sheriff & Bandit FC and one goal against out of form Everton. Defenders got more league goal than him. Allison Becker, a Goalkeeper, got more goal contribution than him. And against teams like Ammonia FC (if I spelled it correctly), even Dora cant find him on the field.

When he score one goal against Everton, its normal for his fans and media to post 11 posts about it alone in less than one hour. But when he enters goalkeeper mode (his default mode this season) or got another 3.6 out of 10 rated performance, media will post about his new celebration instead and compeletely ignore that disasterclass performance.

That is why he is widely known and accepted as the Media GOAT.

Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.

Example in sentence(s) :

"Dad, I want to be like Cristiano Ronaldo one day.
Please no son. Dont be like Penaldo. There is already too many clown these days"

"Dad, can you help me? I cant find my laptop.
It is Penaldo.
What do you mean, dad?
It is on the bench."

"I burst into tears as my girl tell me our relationship is penaldo. That is the subtlest way to say that our relationship is finished"

"Madam, I already submitted my homework.
Yours are penaldo.
Sorry, what do you mean, Madam?
Your homework is rejected."

by Theuselesstapinmasterpenaldo October 17, 2022

penal sheath

the part of a dudes ball sack on which his cock,(man rifle) rests on, causing a depression .The larger the dick the more severe the sheath.

Dude that man has such a fat pancock that it dosent even fit in its penal sheath.

by 4thpostie March 30, 2009

Penaldo

A Portuguese ghost that lives in Luxembourg and statpads against yoyo teams like Norwich. He is now in Fraudi Oilrabia League for money and to statpad against teams with trees and dragons as their logo

In a test...
Student: Penaldo!
Teacher: Are you finished yet?
Student: Yes

by penaldoggy January 1, 2023

Penaldo Bummers

Kids usually aged 14 or below , who have been brainwashed into thinking penaldo is the GOAT and act like he will sh@g them .

Kids : " rOnAlDo iS cLEaR oF pESsI aS hE hAs 5 dUbaI dOrS"

Person with a brain : "shut up penaldo bummers , messi has 7 ballon d'ors , more trophies and penaldo doesn't have a goal or assist in 2022

by Honest.Penaldofan on tiktok February 27, 2022

Penaldo

One of the biggest fraud in football history
Who is originally from Africa but plays for Portugal and currently and single handedly ruining Juventus
He's fond of scoring penalty

He has played 44 free kicks without on target

Hey Dad did penaldo do as usual today
Yh he score penalty again

by Dhrey June 16, 2021