penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

Penistocracy

Noun combining the root word and noun "penis" with the and combining noun form "-cracy," a suffix which menas "form of government, social or political class, and theory of social organization."

Penistocracy Definitions:

1 : government by the biggest dick or by a group of small, but nevertheless dickish dicks; also, government by the biggest pricks or assholes

2 a : a government in which power is vested (see 2vest 1a) in a minority consisting of those who are the most dickish

2 b : a state with such a government

3 : a governing body or upper class usually made up of a hereditary nobility a member of a penistocracy

4 : a class or group of people believed to be superior (as in rank, wealth, or intellect) an intellectual penistocracy

The Orokin penistocracy was overthrown by the Tenno and the Lotus.

by Rhekemi June 15, 2018

penis tuck

The act of pushing the erect penis up towards the stomach and placing the end of the penis under the underwear elastic band, belt or other form of clothing which goes around the wast. The purpose is to hide the erection from view of others. Most commonly preformed before standing up.

I had a erection, so I used the old penis tuck. Problem solved

by Tomt32 January 20, 2008

penisjocky

A football player on the bench that jacks off when a time-out is called, usually for good luck.

"Dude, why do Penisjocky's think that's good luck?"
"I don't know, but Mike is a Penisjocky."

by Daemonstool March 27, 2008

peniscock

term used for somebody stupid/ignorant or annoying, or a man with two wieners that can pleasure a girl very good through both holes, but only has one big nut.

A girl saying "wow that peniscock was good last night, my anus AND vagina hurts." Or a dad saying to his son "go clean off the the kitchen table you peniscock!"

by peniscock October 5, 2008

penissuckle

1. the act of sucking a penis or having your penis sucked

2. a whorey dum dum

1. "Dude, jenny just gave me some penissuckle!"

2. "You penissuckle!"

by bo jangles bros. September 15, 2009

penisfuck

when someone fucks yo penis.

I would like very much to penisfuck you right now, bby.

by FabulousBBBW January 17, 2008