David's Pecker

A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.

I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.

by LaughingAloud April 5, 2023

Peckerpeeker

Someone who makes up some lame excuse to be in a position to see a guy's package

Matt: What the hell are you doing in here? I'm in a glass-walled shower for fuck's sake!

Garrett: I had to brush my teeth!

Matt: You are such a peckerpeeker.

by Xmas Tree February 4, 2010

pecker checker

A US Navy Hospital Corpsman who is assigned to the STD clinic, to conduct a short arm inspection or otherwise inspect scores of human genitalia for signs of sexually transmited disease.

Corpsman: Dude, they just made me the new pecker checker at Balboa.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

pecker tracks

A trail of jizz left across the scene of an amorous encounter.

When I got into the shower, I found my flatmate's pecker tracks all over the curtain.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

Peer Guardian

A P2P protection program that prevents malevolent servers from accessing your computer while you illegally download movies, TV shows, music, books, and other types of "intellectual property." The program doesn't hide your IP address, but it does prevent companies like the recording industry from collecting evidence about what you're downloading. Peer Guardian only blocks IP addresses in its block lists, so it's not 100% effective. Despite this, it's better than nothing.

Peer Guardian 2 is often referred to as "the Condom of the Internet."

by downloader April 11, 2007

pecker wrecker

braces on a girl

damn dog that girls pecker wreckers tore my shit up

by concernedcustomer May 5, 2004

Peckernut

A derogatory term used by a parent to their child to indicate they are annoying or used when the child has performed a moronic act.

Dad: "You are truly a peckernut, Chris! What are you going to do next?"
or
Dad: "Go and play in the other room you peckernut. I am watching the game!"

by Mahalollama September 13, 2009