peenjab

the act of driving ones fist into a males reproductive organs with supierior force.

Kaitlyn and Dylan peenjabbed Rob straight to Alaska!

by Kaitlyn and Dyan January 24, 2011

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis

A very tall penis, formerly the size of a skyscraper, can also be used to call someone a huge dickhead.

Sarah: Ugghhh That guy is a Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis.
Matt: Okay Fuckturd

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 3, 2021

Peej

The peej is a creature that is mostly seen at night and rarely seen in the day, most peejes can be recognised by their eyes which have the look of a drunken fish, the nose with the resemblence of a covenant ghost from halo, and their exceedingly hairy lower half of body and once the peej has been noticed by a member of the public, his golden brown leg hairs stick up and he makes a run for the closest bin to seek shelter. The common peej also has a brownish ginger short mane and also share a resemblence of Elton John. The peej also has a very distinguishable mating call which resembles a mix of a wolfs howl and a babys cry. These creatures can be very dangerous, mostly tending to hump everything within site and excreting waste into drains and roadside grids, these small and decieving creatures are also notorious for the destruction of indian slums, the rape of all their finest women, and the cold hearted murder of all the oldest born children in high income families, showing why they are one of the most ferocious creatures in the United Districts of Anglezarke. To ensure full safety from the evil peej, you must carry a spud gun at all times, due to a large allergy of the peej this will make them spontainiously explode leaving no reminants of himself.

Boys check your six, i smell one of those dirty ass peejes.

by Lord Baroné July 17, 2018

Peeeeuuuurrrrd

Peeeeuuuurrrrd can be used an as adjective, noun, or verb. It can mean anything in the world you want it to mean as long as it relates in some way, shape, or form to Adamus.

You tell em Peeeeuuuurrrrd.

I was so Peeeeuuuurrrrded last night

Oh, hey Peeeeuuuurrrrd

by Peurdumus Adam April 13, 2009

Peej

The perfect woman or The perfect girl.

I hope someday to marry Peej.

by Lord Zer July 28, 2008

Peejenker

peejenker - (noun) Slang word commonly used by mothers not wishing to use the word "penus" to their boy children.

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by SlowMan11 June 22, 2009

Peej

1) Jeep spelled backwards
2) Another way to say peed in a funny way
3) When in a Jeep and you feel the pee go the opposite way

1) Did you know that Jeep is peeJ backwards?
2) I just peej'd my pants
3) OWW!!

What dude?

I just peej'd

by catchingfire3 August 3, 2019