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"peenj" is another word for saying penis, but more in a joking way
ha, lol, I can see his peenj
peenj by bigman's man June 14, 2019
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Peenj
peenj by kunz961 January 19, 2018
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unsheared peen 

An uncircumcised penis
Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.
unsheared peen by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

Curly peen 

A curly bully stick (bull penis) treat for dogs.
We don’t know why, but Bella only likes the curly peen.
Curly peen by Endless_lime91 July 13, 2019
When a girl is in love with another man's penis, until the point where it becomes so obvious and disgusting, for she does it in public. A peener feiner tags along his friends, nagging and teasing them. The peener feiner is usually not liked back.
Guy 1: why the hell is Janice following us around?
Guy 2: probably because she's peen feining Sam
peen fein by bb514 February 23, 2011

peener and veggies 

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

sheared peen 

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?
sheared peen by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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