haddock pastie

A smelly fanny, normally smelling of fish.

"Can you smell that? One of these chicks has got a haddock pastie"

by sam cornwoggle August 24, 2006

Pastie

An Irish meal. Sliced beef with onions and potatoes with gravy rolled into bread and fried. Served with fries. What your friend from Michigan keeps saying he wants for dinner and no one knows what the hell he's talking about.

"I want a pastie for dinner."

"You'll get taco bell and like it, damn yooper."

by Ringmaster - USMC February 14, 2009

pastafied

to suffer from a cliché seen in creepypastas

If a video's been pastafied, it's either trolling or deadly.

by Aqxer June 6, 2014

Burst Pastie

The result of an overheated Pastie which spills the contents out looks not dissimilar to that of a unfortunate woman's vagina

Yeah i pulled her pants down and she had a minge like a burst pastie

by paulobeef October 29, 2008

smashed pastie

the aftermath of a fucked pussy

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

by aliofwonderland October 8, 2015

Butt Pastie

Butt Pasty. Not the kind of tasty Cornish Pasty we all love but a pasty-esque excretion from the anus; perhaps even the bi-product of the aforementioned.

I just left a nasty Butt Pastie on her chest.

by Rickanisti February 6, 2018

Pastries

Girls who try to appear "normal" and without eating disorders by always ordering cakes and dessert in a restaurant or cafe. Notice that they never really eat very much, just putting tiny amounts on the fork or spoon to give the illusion that they're eating. When others leave for a moment the rest of the pastry is disposed of somewhere nearby.

Alice is such a "pastries", a fraud who pretends to eat but is just jerking everyone around. She's really seriously ill.

by Shardgirl March 8, 2011