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pasting

Putting toothpaste on one's nipples with the intent of getting lightheaded or high.
Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.

My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.
by Broseph_Isa May 6, 2012
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toilet painting

a spray of loose fecal material that colors the walls of the commode
projectile dirrrhea
by Sirgey Pinchalov September 20, 2003
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Poteen / Poitín / Potcheen

Poteen / Poitín / (pronounced) Potcheen
is a traditional Irish distilled, highly alcoholic beverage. Traditionally distilled from potatoes, it is among the strongest alcoholic beverages in the world, and for centuries was classified as illegal or moonshine in Ireland.
Think you can handle Poitín... ?
Don't drink Poitín if you're a light weight, it'll probably kill you!
Poteen / Poitín / Potcheen
by doll.baby January 5, 2009
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shelter patina

the dirty look that homeless people acquire over time, generally a mix of urine, spilled beer, shelter soup, general filth, and who knows what else.
Have you been working on your tan or did you pick up a shelter patina during Lollapalooza?! It takes time and a genuine devotion to develop a true shelter patina. You can't fake the shelter patina.
by blourtney13 August 3, 2010
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Panting

I am PANTING in my room.
by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2022
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Piss patina

The fine rust located on bathroom urinals. A result of the semi-acidic nature of urine and poor aim. Common in run down gas or service stations.
"Man that was a nasty piss patina at Quick Trip."
by SaintSAW December 27, 2009
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Dirty Painting

To dirty paint is to have a blank canvas i.e a very pale wench.

(Dirty painting is to try to make an improvement to an abomination of a woman which cant look any worse)

This act of dirty painting is when a fugly white girl is stripped down and have faecal matter from the artist rubbed all over the canvas. The artist may or may not choose to use a variation of bodily fluids for different colours. As in phlegm used for a green or a pale yellow, ear wax for orange, or spooge used for a white or a slimy texture. The dirty painting is only complete when the surface area of the wench is covered in exotic bodily fluids.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Wendy?

Guy 2: That disgustingly overweight blob that constantly smells like sweaty flab flaps?

Guy 1: Yeah! i heard some sick artist pinned her down and made her a dirty painting!?!?!?!

Guy 2: hope he made an improvement
by ELWOOD November 6, 2012
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