plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

by pidgey November 26, 2004

plorking

Reading pointless things.

The word originates from a pointless tweet from T-Shirt Hell on July 28th in which they simultaneously create and define the word.

As is demonstrated in the tweet that created the word, but not explicitly stated, the word can also be used as a noun in which a "plork" is something pointless that you have read.

Dude check this out - I was just plorking on reddit and found this really cool article!

by Dilinot August 5, 2009

Plooping

When you put your butthole up against another butthole and fart back and forth into each other's butts.

It was a chilly autumn evening, but plooping with my sweetheart kept us both warm on the inside.

by ScarDog May 28, 2020

Plooming

Plooming- A TV show or movie binge without a care of anything else

Are you plooming again Amanda?

by Mr Skeleton66 July 14, 2016

Pooking

When one has an intestinal blockage for so long that a fully-formed turd reverses itself and is puked (or "pooked") up.

Britta: Where's Billy?

Brindi: I think he's sick.

Anders: He's in the bathroom pooking up a turd!

by Panda Lundberg February 22, 2008

pooking out

Pooking the act of being a little bitch and passing out far before your peers do. Also know as P.O syndrome.

Lucas anderson pooked out again! There he goes pooking out!

by pooking420 January 22, 2014

Plooping

When part of an object is sinking

The bed started plooping due to the lack of support

by Boberson18 December 27, 2016