ORPHAN 

1) An acronymn referring to those people who sit at highway off ramps and ask for spare change, but won't really work for food. It stands for -
Off Ramp Pan Handling's A Nuisance

Watch me make that ORPHAN jump.

ORPHAN by jrh5356 April 23, 2005

Orphan 

An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.

My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.

Orphan by Shart Enthusiast May 24, 2016

Orphan 

Harry Potter

"I'm an orphan like you mouldy ol' voldy," said Harry.

Orphan by Old Voldy's gone mouldy June 23, 2018

Orphan 

Things that technoblade murders

Technoblade: I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans

Orphan by Where are the askers March 14, 2021

orphan 

something frowned upon by anyone named technoblade. they must be dropkicked, murdered, and kidnapped in the most cruel sense. if they attempt to fight back, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

“911 what’s your emergency?”
“I’ve been kidnapped by technoblade!”
…
“sir, why did you drop kick this child?”
“I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE”

an orphan is a child whose parents have tragically died

orphan by wherearetheaskers April 28, 2021

Orphan 

A word for a useless child with no parents. Technoblade and i bolth enjoy killing them and sacrificing them to the blood god.

“When you search up orphan on urban dictionary the results are horrible!”
“I- its…its urban dictionary.”

Orphan by BuzzBuzzBitches July 9, 2021

Orphan 

A delectable meal for all those with a family.

Ah what a delicious orphan steak

Orphan by FrogFried July 20, 2021