Noop

The act of taking a hot, steamy dump during the night. Usually around 11-3. Requires tremendous skill and focus.
"What are you doing up so late honey"- mom

"Just taking a very large noop cause the tacos you made agreed with my stocmach about as well as you agreeing with me being gay"-me
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Noun: A "Noop" refers to a person, place and or thing that is lacking of intelligence in the moment, a person with amnesia could be considered a Noop. Someone or something that does something dumb or stupid. "Noop" can be interchanged with words like, "idiot" "retard" or "dumbass".
1.
R: I thought today was Monday all day but it's actually Sunday!

T: What a Noop..

2.
T: I forgot to feed the dog at 10 o clock so I fed him at 4 o clock when I remembered.

R: Could you be any more of a Noop?
by Trooper3dope January 08, 2017
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A word used by highly intelligent life forms to give a negative response.
by Intelligent Life Form January 01, 2018
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To aggressively poop and nut at the same time, hence to “noop.”
Oh man that door knob was so sexy I nooped all over the kitchen.
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A feline creature commonly known as a cat.
Known for savageness and surviving asphixiation in sub zero temperatures in the Himalayan Mountains.
The cutest bundle of fluff ever to grace the foreign country of Swaziland.

Noops, the only one of its kind, leads the feline race with power and discipline.
Amazingly cunning, piss it off and IT WILL F***ING KILL U using only its left centre whisker....
Noops is a furry animal that purrs and miaow. A small domesticated mammal that has soft fur, sharp claws, pointed ears, and, usually, a long furry tail, and makes characteristic purring or miaowing sounds.

Cats are widely kept as pets or to catch mice or irritate the owners in one specific household in the country of Swaziland.
by Zoal Bucket November 05, 2010
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the bone of one's elbow
ouch! i banged my elbow and hurt my noop!
by DarthFrazz August 16, 2006
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(n)the wrinkled elastic skin on ones elbow.
mommy, mommy, i skinned my noop.
by petti September 21, 2005
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