Noop

Somebody who knows what they are doing but not very good at doing it. Differing from a noob.

Evolved from nincompoop

How did you miss the ball you noop

by Bleachedsmiles February 01, 2017

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To aggressively poop and nut at the same time, hence to “noop.”

Oh man that door knob was so sexy I nooped all over the kitchen.

by SukMikeHok October 19, 2019

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A word only used by high intellectuals, whom’st have Harvard graduates, and PhD Students kneel and bow down. They are nothing in comparison to the intellectually superior gentlemen who use this foreign piece of astrological language.

“Noop, I can’t make it to the party, too busy teaching rocket scientists astrophysics.

by Anonymous Intellectual January 01, 2018

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The act of taking a hot, steamy dump during the night. Usually around 11-3. Requires tremendous skill and focus.

"What are you doing up so late honey"- mom

"Just taking a very large noop cause the tacos you made agreed with my stocmach about as well as you agreeing with me being gay"-me

by MetalDanMaster 69 June 12, 2017

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A feline creature commonly known as a cat.
Known for savageness and surviving asphixiation in sub zero temperatures in the Himalayan Mountains.
The cutest bundle of fluff ever to grace the foreign country of Swaziland.

Noops, the only one of its kind, leads the feline race with power and discipline.
Amazingly cunning, piss it off and IT WILL F***ING KILL U using only its left centre whisker....

Noops is a furry animal that purrs and miaow. A small domesticated mammal that has soft fur, sharp claws, pointed ears, and, usually, a long furry tail, and makes characteristic purring or miaowing sounds.

Cats are widely kept as pets or to catch mice or irritate the owners in one specific household in the country of Swaziland.

by Zoal Bucket February 17, 2010

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