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Nintendo Switch Online

A horribly-handled online service for the Nintendo Switch.
John: "Quick! Give me a way to waste my money!
Jack: "Nintendo Switch Online"
John: "Works for me"
by VinMannie September 19, 2018
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nine-roper

Chuck Norris's version of pre-jac. Nine consecutive cumshots.
One day, Chuck Norris got slightly aroused and unloaded a nine-roper, nine-months later the Octomom gave birth and remembered to wipe off her face.
by Marriam Webster (blew me) March 6, 2010
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nietering

Verb: The process of doing little or no action. Standing or sitting in one place for an extended period of time, instead of doing what your supposed to be doing. Smoking weed enhances this phenomenon.
"Stop nietering around and let others use the couch!"

"Hey Brian, if you keep nietering around you will never graduate from college."
by Ty Bosch May 18, 2006
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Nintendo Logic

When, in a Nintendo-published video game, the physics and design that work in the game are totally impossible or rather irregular in real life.
It's a bunch of Nintendo Logic that a boat that floats in lava will collapse if it hits a wall at low speed.
by DonPianta November 8, 2009
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Ninesome

Sex involving nine people.
Kayla was sitting home alone when 8 boys showed up at her door. Each was shirtless and she smiled as they walked straight upstairs to her bedroom. On the way up she began stripping and tossing her clothes down. As she entered her room, the boys were sitting there waiting for her. She began kissing each one as she stripped them individually. After the boys were all naked they decided to take turns eating her out. By the time they all had a turn, Kayla had already orgasmed twice. Now she laid down and took one dick in each hand, giving two boys handjobs. She gave another boy a blowjob and then allowed one guy to penetrate her vaginally, another anally. Finally, the sixth boy was having mammary sex with her, as the last two each sucked on one of her tits while simultaneously jerking off. The two receiving handjobs came unto her face as the one receiving a blowjob came into her mouth and the guy having mammary sex with her came onto her chest, while the two sucking her tits each came on her stomach. She swallowed and then rubbed the cum off her stomach, chest, and face and ate that too. She orgasmed in pleasure as the two penetrating her thrusted at the same time. Now, all the boys switched positions and this continued until each boy had a turn in each positions. The night ended with Kayla's 13 orgasm as the boys left one by one by eating her out. It was the best ninesome in history.
by Flyingtrash June 24, 2017
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Nineteeneightyfouring

Type: verb
Meaning: Deleting information/evidence in an argument/messages
Person 1: *posts a funny meme*
Person 2 (probably a discord mod): *deletes said funny meme*
Person 1: Why are you nineteeneightyfouring my stuff?
by Gottchabeach March 1, 2023
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Nintendo Ninjas

Nintendo Ninjas are people who drove around suburban area looking for people using illegal ROMs of their games.
The Nintendo Ninjas took down Plainrock124!
I'll be next I used a ROM.
by PhotonNitron August 8, 2020
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