bestie neighbors

The best friends of the block and have many things in common

Me: Hiii bestie neighbors
Her: Hey my bestie neighbors

by El Compa Carlos July 17, 2023

National Shave Your Neighbors Kangaroo day

National SHAVE YOUR NEIGHBORS KANGAROO DAY with your PAPER RAZOR BLADES . If you see the kangaroo hit its ass and shave it and give your neighbor a kiss on the back of the leg.

Go to the house next to yours and ask to shave there kangaroo. On the back of the leg kiss them.. and hit the kangaroos ass while its being shaved. This is National Shave Your Neighbors Kangaroo day.

by KangarooShaver69ppbuttSquirt2 October 23, 2019

pump the neighbors cat look

A look you would you see on someone's face, if you were to catch someone having sexual intercourse with their neighbors cat. An extreme look of embarrassment.

Hey you, what have you been doing???? Oooohhh, You have a pump the neighbors cat look.

by lisa lisa January 12, 2014

your neighbors dog

A new add-on to the ever so classic burn list. It now goes like this:
you
your face
your mom
your mom's face
your mom's face on a good day
your neighbors dog
you are my neighbor's dog

random, yes. stupid, yes. fun to use to piss people off? yes.

p1: You are a fat stupid hobo.
p2: You are my neighbors dog. OHHHHH

by Yonnie May 5, 2005

Good Neighbors

Name of a Season 4 Spongebob episode, regarded as one of the worst episodes in not only Spongebob's history but in television history. Was also one of the first instances of Squidward Torture Porn.

The Good Neighbors Rant:

"After a whole day of not being able to be left alone on his day off, Squidward has enough and installs a security system in his house to get rid of Spongebob and Patrick, but unfortunately for him, the system malfunctions and kicks Squidward out of his house. Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE AND BEGINS ATTACKING THE CITY, LEAVING THE MAYOR TO GIVE SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR THE DAMAGE HE CAUSED, EVEN THOUGH SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK WERE IN HIS HOUSE FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME AND WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING. GAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE!"

by RandomRubbishRick November 20, 2022

our neighbors would hate us

“Our neighbors would hate us” basically means that if you and that person were dating the neighbors would hate you because you’re making so much noise. Usually sexually.

“If I was dating Ryan Gosling our neighbors would hate us.”

by thatonefeministbitch May 12, 2025

Birth Neighbors

When two people have birthdays that are close, typically within a week from each other.

Just found out me and Henry are birth neighbors! Our birthdays are just two days apart.

by trapsinthefoyer November 18, 2025