The process by which a man picks out the hottest girl in a group of girls, thereby 'selecting' her for mating and preserving her superior genes
How'd you find that hottie, Jim?
Easy, I just used good old fashion Natural Selection to zoom in on her!
Easy, I just used good old fashion Natural Selection to zoom in on her!
by Mr. Ian Bailey November 18, 2007
by Mordain January 28, 2003
by TEH DUCKZ0r February 12, 2003
by Mordain January 28, 2003
The process by which would-be difficult or annoying clients magically disappear in a Darwin-like fashion and only the fittest clients survive.
Thank goodness for client natural selection. Even after just one conversation it was clear that client would have been a real pain to work with!
by bobo76 November 22, 2013
Many people went to these "catch corona" parties and then later died from COVID-19, guess natural selection took care of em.
by No_Quarter_for_them July 12, 2020
Also called 'The Buffalo Theory' is a hypothesis by Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger who believed that by imbibing certain amounts of alcohol, an individual could increase their intelligence. Specific areas of study included problem solving, memory, and imagination.
Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger, explains his theory to his colleague Dr. George Robert Wendt"
"...you see, (Dr. Wendt), it's (the Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection) like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That, Wendt, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
"...you see, (Dr. Wendt), it's (the Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection) like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That, Wendt, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
by boo boo the bear April 28, 2008