napsterbate

To waste time on a peer-to-peer service, downloading files you'll probably never listen to. Portmanteau of napster and masturbate.

When I'm bored I connect to Limewire; I don't look for anything in particular, just napsterbate.

by steevsith December 9, 2008

Napsturbate

When you touch yourself while sleeping.

"Im arroused but tired. Maybe I should napsturbate"

by DeuxDCLXVI May 24, 2016

napsturbate

When you masturbate then fall asleep.

I meant to study for finals, but went home and decided to napsturbate instead.

by Kgm15 June 12, 2017

napterbation

A sudden or prolonged state of sleepyness, which eventually results in a period of sleep (due to one or often several hours of fatigue-inducing self-fornication).

Coach: whats your excuse for today mister?! practice started 30 minutes ago!!

Player: im so sorry Coach Diane, i went home at lunch and got carried away; truth be told i napterbated vigerously for 4 hours straight!

Coach: - You're asking for trouble! Napterbation could cause all kinds of problems, no wonder your late so often!!

by snipeshOkales September 16, 2011

naperbate

The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating

i will probably just call it an early night, head home and naperbate. masternap

by WaxyWang September 20, 2016

NASTURBATING

SHAGGIN THE UGLIEST PERSON IN THE BAR JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!

'DID YOU SCORE LAST NIGHT'? " IT WAS GETTING LATE OPTIONS WHERE LIMITED , I DECIDED TO DO A BIT OF NASTURBATING. SO I LIFTED TINA AND WE LEFT FOR HERS"

by FRAGMASTER2 April 23, 2021

Naseturbate

Indulge in an activity that produces a sneeze.

When he feels a sneeze coming on so he will naseturbate by sniffing in and out rapidly resulting in a nosegasm.

by anonymous August 20, 2021