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A more vague term than crush, meaning you feel more indifferent about that person. However you wouldn't mind dating them.

* Can be derogatory when used in the right context.
Male A : Man I love passing in highschool, cause there's just so many options that walk by!
Male B : Word up man! Every 5 one of them's a banging chick.

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Female A : Wow, look at Johnny over there, isn't he just dreamy? 8)

Female B : Oh please Bertha, your not even an option for him. >_>

Female A : OH HELLZ NO, you did not just say that!
options by XfBiM November 6, 2009
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Used to describe a single piece of meat or chicken, cooked to different temperatures.
Man this steak is well-done on one side and medium on the other. I got screwed.

Nah fam, you got options
Options by Tomtomtom76 June 4, 2022

Options Gamer

An Options Gamer is a person who has to adjust the settings first before even playing a game rather than after to see if settings need to be adjusted. Also applies to people who have to look at the options without changing them before playing a video game.
"Hey babe, how come you haven't started the game yet?"
"Sorry I just have to make sure the settings suit my monitor and if all the sensitivity is right!"
"Why don't you wait to play to see if you need to change anything?"
"Look, I just know okay"
"Ugh, you're such an Options Gamer"
Options Gamer by jeriahforte April 6, 2023

ass options 

When a man has various women that he can hook up with
especially used when the man has a girlfriend or is traveling to a new city where old friends live
Man, Fred has some serious ass options during his week long trip to New York.
ass options by Ellis Davis January 10, 2008

internet options

savior of all teens who searches porno
screw norton, just gotta internet options and u can clear ur history and cookies in a click

Friends with options 

Those that are in a mutual and often platonic friendship where sex might be incorporated but is not based on the necessity or expectation of sex. A situation in where sex occurs because of a friendship, not a relationship that occurs because of sex. Not to be confused with Friends with Benefits, or screw buddies.
Friends with options could be two people who might have known each other years and while they care about each other, have no romantic feelings for each other. While there might be a mutual physical attraction, the sex is based on a certain level of trust and friendship. Marital or relationship status is not a concern, because the sex is often recreational more so than emotional. Even if it occurred only once, the friendship would remain intact (unless it was bad), but there is an understanding that it could happen again without expectation.

you've got 2 options 

An expression basically meant to tell someone to shut up. Actually means that the listener has 2 options: Shut the hell up or suck on your genitalia.
person A: fuck your couch, nigger
person B: You've got 2 options.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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