Nostrildamus

The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth during oral sex, followed by tickling her or him (hopefully her, or else you're a gay) so much so that the ejaculate is expelled through the nostrils of the partner in much the same way that milk comes out of your nose when laughing.

I totally pulled a Nostrildamus on Christina Saturday night!

by Ron Ananian the car doctor April 4, 2009

Lostradamus

Anyone who can correctly predict the often ambiguous plot and/or events of the week's coming episode of Lost

Tyler: Dude, I'm totally calling Locke isn't actually Locke and the real Locke is dead, watch and see, I guarantee it!

Mike: No way, of course it's the real Locke, besides, that would be a ridiculously improbable plot twist...

(after week's Lost episode) Mike: HOLY CRAP, how did you call that, you're like fricken Lostradamus

by norsman September 10, 2009

nostrodomus effect syndrome

the obsession or phobia of a 2012 apocolypse, and or someone who constantly warns of the apocolypse or the show "the nostrodomus effect".

manguy1 : dude why do you look so jittery

manguy2: YOU DIDNT KNOW! I have the nostrodomus effect syndrome.

by mamaumpapa February 25, 2011

nostramomus

A Mom who truly knows everything.
A mother who can tell you what is going to happen before it happens.
The best Mom. A happy Mom. A beautiful mom! Not perfect, but pretty damn close Mom.

Dude, My mom totally called the Miley Cirus bit on the VMA'a and SNL she is such a NostraMOMus;
My Mom knew what I had done before I even got home, total NostraMoMus;
My mom didn't even know I had gotten high or missed curfew; NostraMoMus she is not.

by ConKen September 10, 2013

Nostradammit

An expletive used when one really should have known the shit would hit the fan.

My car rolled down the hill and crashed into a storefront! Why didn't I use the parking brake?!... Nostradammit!

by Wordsmithery June 30, 2012

Nostradamusement

The feeling of superiority that comes over an intelligent person when they watch their Nostradumbass friends spout on about how Nostradamus predicted events.

As Leonard watched Martin go on about Nostradamus, a feeling of nostradamusement came over him.

by Flirm Li February 4, 2010

Nostradanus

A person who can accurately predict a future shit they take right down to the second.

Oh look! Bob told me yesterday that at exactly 2:03 p.m. today, he would have to take a shit. It is exactly 2:03 p.m. he must be now known as Nostradanus!

by Neeomboo January 17, 2023