muzzie

A muzzie refers to a male's pubic region that has been kept ungroomed for far too long.

Also see turtle cock

Dude, look at that muzzie on that blacked out naked man!

Holy shit, let's spray paint it green then trim it!!

by derpityderrp September 05, 2013

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facial hair, sported on the upper lip area in many styles, predominently by males....

not saying she was hairy, but she had a muzzie like zappa

by Zank Frappa May 08, 2008

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muzzy

Typically a stinky, filth covered, homeless person with all their belongings tied around their waist. The difference between a normal homeless person and a MUZZY: the MUZZY has been shaved and de-balled. They tend to be gender challenged, but are natural homosexuals.

I saw this thing running Collegiate Peaks 50 mile race last year, I think it was a MUZZY!

by Eric Gabe January 07, 2005

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A strange troll like creature who comes from within the inside of a dark french cavern. This prehistoric beast only comes out from hibernation once the two handles of light are turned and the ceiling of the cave is peeled back, revealing the elaberate arrangement of 6x9's and 12 inch'ers.... Only then do the innocent surounding public encounter the true wrath of the muzzy and his hardcore beats...

Being a muzzy requires a process consisting of:

Troll - Sleep - Hibernation - Opens Handles - Removes Roof - Turn On Tunes - Creature awakes - Lap Of Town (x26 times) - Harassment Of the Innocent Public.... Smoke - Blue Thing - Cid'ro - Smash Up Room - hibernation....

by ninjanimp May 28, 2010

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