Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert de Motier de Lafayette

An amazing Frenchbread and aristocat who fought in the American Revolutionary war. He is by far the best frenchbread of history. Don't discriminate the french breads!

Camilla: who's Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert de Motier de Lafayette?
Me: The most amazing aristocat and frenchbread!
Camila:....

by ricebeanscats November 16, 2017

mortero

A graned launcher that is made of fireworks

It can kill you
It is illegal in Nicaragua

Watch out for the mortero

by NOT RUCHO November 26, 2018

mortimer

Man who helps others. One who is selfless. This man is a great leader always willing to help others. He is loyal and careing. Also a man who loves Saki.

Man that guy helped me get rank 5 he is very mortimer.

by Kalei July 25, 2008

mortimer

described as a man or woman who enjoys having felatio done on him by a woman or man dressed as a dead person

When I had pneuminia i gave that mortimer an awesome blowjob

by covington May 9, 2006

Mortimer

noun.-A Male Having unusually large testicles. Usually with a small or just average penis size that is not in proportion with that of the size of his testicles.
Ant.- un-Mortimer

also shortened to be "mort"

Brandon got pantsed, his ball's are unbelievable, what a mortimer.

by Ransom Hob July 25, 2008

Morter Forker

E-Stalker, loser, goof who takes punches in the face

This chick was scared of the morter forker

by Somechick August 12, 2003

mörtberg

Extremely rare and extremely sexy person, really nice and have a big penis. Best fucker in the world and if you know a mörtberg, you a lucky person

OMG, he must be a Mörtberg, he is sooo hot!

by AllanBallan December 12, 2016