mastowering

Masturbating in the shower, quickly and/or efficiently. To make the distinction from 'masturbathe' (which can be a more drawn-out process).

Nothing like a good mastowering session to start the day right.

by someChick September 24, 2013

Morter Forker

E-Stalker, loser, goof who takes punches in the face

This chick was scared of the morter forker

by Somechick August 12, 2003

mud flaps

a description of the female vagina after excessive sexual permiscuousness

man, that chick is fine.
nah, man, my boy says she's got a nasty ass-pair of mud flaps!

by somechick June 09, 2006

maximian

Maximian is Latin, basically he's really quiet and weird. He's really smart, and knows how to give a good presentation too!!! He's soooo funny!!

Maximian is so quiet but he's so smart too!! Such a bad boy really.

by Somechick June 15, 2017