Kalei's definitions

mortimer

Man who helps others. One who is selfless. This man is a great leader always willing to help others. He is loyal and careing. Also a man who loves Saki.

Man that guy helped me get rank 5 he is very mortimer.

by Kalei July 25, 2008

Seat Raped

The act of leaving your chair for a second, perhaps to use the bathroom/get a drink, only to have said chair occupied by a seat hunter. Usually on field trips, or at parties.

Rapee: I have to get a drink (stand up and leave) . (Return) What the fuck, you just seat raped me.

Raper: Move your feet lose your seat!

Rapee: Fuck You!

by Kalei June 7, 2007