Although typically known to be a sponge or leech. A mooch can also be a massive idiot/ irritating individual/ general ass sucking the life out of a conversation or draining the fun out of a party.
All mooches are pussies, little girls can beat them up.
A typical sign of a mooch, is disfigured toes. Hideousness of the feet is not a direct cause of moochness, but individuals with messed up toes have a higher chance of being mooches.
All mooches are pussies, little girls can beat them up.
A typical sign of a mooch, is disfigured toes. Hideousness of the feet is not a direct cause of moochness, but individuals with messed up toes have a higher chance of being mooches.
Devan is a mooch. He is the King of Mooches.
Padi: look at those toes!
Moose: ya, definately a mooch.
Devan: I AM A MOOCH.
Padi: look at those toes!
Moose: ya, definately a mooch.
Devan: I AM A MOOCH.
by Mr. Sadistik January 19, 2012
In the UK mooching means going for a walk (usually looking for somewhere to eat) often while drunk and/or stoned.
In the US mooching is one person taking advantage of another.
In the US mooching is one person taking advantage of another.
(Two guys drunk in a tent in England)
John: "Where's Dave gone?"
Jack: "He went mooching off in that direction a couple of minutes ago"
(Two guys talking about friend's girlfriend in America)
John: "Dave's just bought his girlfriend a new car"
Jack: "She's just mooching off him coz he's rich"
John: "Where's Dave gone?"
Jack: "He went mooching off in that direction a couple of minutes ago"
(Two guys talking about friend's girlfriend in America)
John: "Dave's just bought his girlfriend a new car"
Jack: "She's just mooching off him coz he's rich"
by sthtf September 11, 2006
by zoosnack August 16, 2017
Engaging in a short-term romantic encounter lasting under 10 days. Originates from the 10-day tenure of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci as White House communications director.
by whyaminotapanda August 17, 2017
by sammy_sue December 25, 2005
by buon_ombra June 21, 2009
1#
Dave: Give me some food you tosser, i'm hungry!
Mike: Fuck off you fat greedy piece of shit.
2#
Susan: Fancy a mooch?
Dave: Wha? Mooch? Doesn't that mean kiss?
Tom: That's smooch you dumb fuck.
Dave: Give me some food you tosser, i'm hungry!
Mike: Fuck off you fat greedy piece of shit.
2#
Susan: Fancy a mooch?
Dave: Wha? Mooch? Doesn't that mean kiss?
Tom: That's smooch you dumb fuck.
by Kyle Frith November 20, 2006