mooch

Although typically known to be a sponge or leech. A mooch can also be a massive idiot/ irritating individual/ general ass sucking the life out of a conversation or draining the fun out of a party.

All mooches are pussies, little girls can beat them up.

A typical sign of a mooch, is disfigured toes. Hideousness of the feet is not a direct cause of moochness, but individuals with messed up toes have a higher chance of being mooches.

Devan is a mooch. He is the King of Mooches.

Padi: look at those toes!
Moose: ya, definately a mooch.
Devan: I AM A MOOCH.

by Mr. Sadistik February 3, 2012

mooching

In the UK mooching means going for a walk (usually looking for somewhere to eat) often while drunk and/or stoned.

In the US mooching is one person taking advantage of another.

(Two guys drunk in a tent in England)

John: "Where's Dave gone?"

Jack: "He went mooching off in that direction a couple of minutes ago"

(Two guys talking about friend's girlfriend in America)

John: "Dave's just bought his girlfriend a new car"

Jack: "She's just mooching off him coz he's rich"

by sthtf September 11, 2006

mooch

A period of 10 days (like a fortnight is 2 weeks, a mooch is 2 business weeks)

That guy was so bad at his job, he only lasted a mooch.

by zoosnack August 16, 2017

Mooching

Engaging in a short-term romantic encounter lasting under 10 days. Originates from the 10-day tenure of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci as White House communications director.

"So, are you guys getting pretty serious?"
"Nah, we're just mooching."

by whyaminotapanda April 18, 2018

mooch

mooch the verb to mooch is to mill about, to mingle and/or to brouse

i am just going to the shop the have a mooch

by sammy_sue December 28, 2005

mooche

verb

To mooche around, to drift around in a very laid-back passive manner,

to mooche around the house; mall; search engines looking for definitions of obscure words

by buon_ombra June 21, 2009

mooch

1# Someone who leeches off other people.

2# Round here some people say 'mooch' instead of 'walk'.

1#
Dave: Give me some food you tosser, i'm hungry!
Mike: Fuck off you fat greedy piece of shit.

2#
Susan: Fancy a mooch?
Dave: Wha? Mooch? Doesn't that mean kiss?
Tom: That's smooch you dumb fuck.

by Kyle Frith November 20, 2006