Noun:
A period of time (usually one day but possibly spreading to several consecutive days) where absolute fuck all is achieved. Conditions must include waking up in the afternoon, and only leaving the house if a)you would otherwise die or b) indoors gets intolerably boring.
note:Takes it's name from the Duke Ellington song "The Mooche" for it's extreme lazy trudging feeling.
"Hey did you get anywhere with that thing you're working on?"
"Dude no, nothing got done I've been in the mooche for 3 maybe 4 days... I dunno it all blurs together." (this example is often consequential of an awesome party)

"Ah man that was a solid week! I'm going on the mooche - see you in a few days." (this example is a luxury of choice for students with long enough holidays to do so)
by dfdan April 10, 2008
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Someone who wants something for free ... someone who takes and takes but doesn't give.
Potluck type of thing scheduled at work and only 1/2 the people bring stuff yet they wanna eat the grub. Not cool ... definately a freeloader.
by Milton June 17, 2004
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A person who takes everyone elses shit; sometimes the mooch will ask for something (like one chip from the bag), and then continue to eat those chips until the bag is completely finished. This also known as a Mathew Hunter Cullen.
My friend came over today and he Mathew Cullened all my food! What a Mooch.
by Scott & Justin February 12, 2008
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Mooch is when you do something for no real reason or you just aimlessly carry out tasks subconsiously.
I was in my room just having a mooch.

I wasn't really doing anything, just mooching around

We mooched around the mall for a bit.
by James2968 February 10, 2011
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A guy who always accepts an invitation for pizza, never to return the favor. Will smoke your cigars even though his humidor is full. Will drink your alcohol first, especially skinnies, so he can take his home. He is 85 true story!
Does that mooch have to be invited to the draft again? Drank all my beer, smoked all my cigars, and did not even chip in on pizza.
by Buffalo Hunter August 14, 2014
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a person who goes around and just takes from other people
girl-do you buy your lunch?
boy-no, i just go around and mooch
by marisa June 20, 2004
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