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Having sex with midgets in order to make your dick appear bigger.

I did some midging last night and now I feel like a rock star.

When I am feeling down and out all I need is a little midging.

by Tim April 7, 2004

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Midge - Fuck you Daniel, fuck you!

by Spiffytf January 5, 2022

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an annoying little shortass

Midge!!

by Kins March 25, 2003

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1. a small person; a "petit garcon" of sorts.

2. a person that has small appendages and abrupt movements.

"Boy, Anthony is sure looking like a midge today!"

by Mr. Smidgens March 10, 2008

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a midge is someone who is fairly small in comparison, wears glasses and has black hair.

oh my god its midge!

by Joe the chafe meister general January 13, 2005

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To smell like poo.

What is that smell? Midge? Dayum.

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

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Slang word for some really good weed. Mostly used in the South.

"Two thousand pounds of midge, I sold that shit my damn self." - Rapper

by DiazepamLedger October 18, 2008