When you are in a public toilet and have access to all of the hand dryers, so instead of using one you hold out your hands like some sort of Messiah and use two.
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Someone express what THEY feel should be done in the world from the confines of their armchair, yet are reluctant to get up and do anything about it.
Armchair Messiahs of the world unite in front of the PC, whilst the real change-bringers go forth into 3rd world countries digging wells and de-worming orphans.
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and Jewphile. His trendmarks are verses that are centered around politics and war. He often criticizes modern rap for focusing around materialism, instead of idealism and theology. Unintelligent individuals who can't understand his songs, or are openly against his anti-war philosophy often make jokes about him having intimate relationships with goats.
and Jewphile. His trendmarks are verses that are centered around politics and war. He often criticizes modern rap for focusing around materialism, instead of idealism and theology. Unintelligent individuals who can't understand his songs, or are openly against his anti-war philosophy often make jokes about him having intimate relationships with goats.
A:Did you hear the new song from Messiah. This one is maybe the deepest and most complex song so far. I am intrigued to see what he can do in the future.
B:Lol, I'm not listening to that,
goatfucker. Why can't you listen to Billie Eilish and other real artists.
B:Lol, I'm not listening to that,
goatfucker. Why can't you listen to Billie Eilish and other real artists.
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Well let’s see, “Who exactly are the messiah politicians?” you may ask as you can’t help but immediately visualize the barely controlled explosive rage on the ruddy faces of Rick and Donald!
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Get the King messiah mug.The only fun thing to do in this town of less than 3,000 people ( 2,900 of which attend messiah) is leave it. If you're looking for cultural diversity look elsewhere - the only two black people that attend this school are on the front page of our admissions pamphlet. At this small central PA school... athletics dominate the social atmosphere. If you're not an athlete or an athletic supporter, you're a nobody. If you slack on church attendance there's no doubt that you will one day find yourself at the cafateria on a sunday morning in your pajamas taking the lottie walk of shame.If you're looking to get married before you're legally able to drink, you've found the right college for you. Between the wide selection of good looking people and the engaged couples counseling emails recieved by the entire campus weekly, you're bound to have a ring by spring. If you're looking to party.. you're in luck, there's a anonymous partying crew somewhere on campus consisting of the same 20 people. Despite these shortcomings, the campus is gorgeous and so are a lot of the people.
"you're on the soccer team and you're on the worship team?lets just get married-right now- hurry, before i graduate from Messiah College!"
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