messed

A scenario or sitation, your own or otherwise which is undesirable or unexpected.

Man, you having to work the long weekend, thats MESSED.

by Jephrey May 31, 2006

methedrine

Methamphetamine Hydrochloride!

The whole wide human race has taken far too much Methedrine!

by Hardcore May 28, 2003

messed up

to be in a state of mess

That shit is messed up, yo!

by Andres October 25, 2004

messed up royally

To screw up really badly. As in a way that makes regular mess-up's look like peasants in comparison to the royal proportions of this particular mess-up.

Bro: how was your date last night?
King: Yeah, the date was going fine until I got in my car to leave and messed up royally.
Bro: what happened?
King: Well, I backed over her cat in the driveway... and then made a joke about it.
Bro: whatever, cats suck.

by Moe Cyslac November 28, 2013

messed up

being in a daze as a result of alcohol, drugs, or sex

Man he's so messed up.

by Celestasia May 10, 2005

mersedes

A girl that can be annoying but she'll make you laugh til you cry, she likes to be very crazy! She gets scared very easily and likes to be loud for no absolute reason. She is a beautiful person from the inside out even though she doesnt know when to be serious. She has a tendancy to have off and on relationships/friendships with everyone but thats what makes the relationship/friendship stronger. In conclusion, You cant help but love a mersedes.

Person1: dang look at the hott girl
Person 2: thats mersedes :)

Person 1: oh my god shes crazy!
Person 2: (in bed, haha)
Person 1: I want her!
Person 2: then go get her!! :)

by KIPP =] November 26, 2010

Messed Up from the Breast Up

When a woman has an attractive body but an ugly face.

Jim: Hot chick 12 o' clock.
(Chick turns around)
Danny: Dudddee. She's uggly.
Jim: Ya, she's Messed Up from the Breast Up!

by pantsisafunnyword June 22, 2011