noun.
1. Short for merchandise
2. Synonym for a dude's junk
3. A pointless word that has absolutely no meaning, usually used to greet others or said after a purchase. When used by many in a group of men, it means they all want each other's cocks in their ass.
1. Short for merchandise
2. Synonym for a dude's junk
3. A pointless word that has absolutely no meaning, usually used to greet others or said after a purchase. When used by many in a group of men, it means they all want each other's cocks in their ass.
by FinnaSmash55 October 15, 2017


Verb meaning to pass gas and unknowingly release a small amount of liquid feces. You don't know you've merched until you see the stain in your undies. Merch comes from the noise the fart makes while trying to escape your clenched cheeks.
by Lizicle December 23, 2008

Running out of ammo during an Uber while playing as a Heavy, in the game"Team Fortress 2".
Past tense of, "Merching"
Originally named after a Heavy that frequents No-Heroes servers, under the name "Merchant", who almost always runs out of ammo at the worst possible times.
Past tense of, "Merching"
Originally named after a Heavy that frequents No-Heroes servers, under the name "Merchant", who almost always runs out of ammo at the worst possible times.
by PerfectPerception October 13, 2013

by Hmhy July 12, 2017

I merch during weekends.
by therapist032 August 28, 2010
