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(noun)
A group of male friends who constantly yell "merch" and refer to themselves as the "merch gang." Common traits of a "merch gang" include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member's cock in their ass.
George: These idiots are calling themselves the "merch gang" now.

Joe: They'll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.
by FinnaSmash55 October 28, 2017
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noun.
1. Short for merchandise

2. Synonym for a dude's junk

3. A pointless word that has absolutely no meaning, usually used to greet others or said after a purchase. When used by many in a group of men, it means they all want each other's cocks in their ass.
Ben: "Ayyyye bruh i finally got my food, MERCH!"

Everyone else: "MERCH!"
by FinnaSmash55 October 14, 2017
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