2 definitions by FinnaSmash55
(noun)
A group of male friends who constantly yell "merch" and refer to themselves as the "merch gang." Common traits of a "merch gang" include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member's cock in their ass.
A group of male friends who constantly yell "merch" and refer to themselves as the "merch gang." Common traits of a "merch gang" include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member's cock in their ass.
George: These idiots are calling themselves the "merch gang" now.
Joe: They'll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.
Joe: They'll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.
by FinnaSmash55 October 28, 2017
noun.
1. Short for merchandise
2. Synonym for a dude's junk
3. A pointless word that has absolutely no meaning, usually used to greet others or said after a purchase. When used by many in a group of men, it means they all want each other's cocks in their ass.
1. Short for merchandise
2. Synonym for a dude's junk
3. A pointless word that has absolutely no meaning, usually used to greet others or said after a purchase. When used by many in a group of men, it means they all want each other's cocks in their ass.
by FinnaSmash55 October 14, 2017