commercial "merch" grade marijuana.. just pot.. not Kind Bud Or Cronic
it was just merch but i passed it off as cronic
by Anonymous April 07, 2003
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"Pulling out" during sex and cumming unexpectedly on a female conquests face. Mainly applied to drunken hook-ups.
"You've just been Merched!"
by DUSTontheBOTTLE January 25, 2010
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To fail on a level so great that ritualistic suicide is the only logical next step.
Brett Favre's pass against the Saints was such a merch.

Did you hear about Mike? He accidentally fucked a tranny. Such a merch.

I merched. Now I have AIDS.
by BTYS February 04, 2010
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noun.
1. Short for merchandise

2. Synonym for a dude's junk

3. A pointless word that has absolutely no meaning, usually used to greet others or said after a purchase. When used by many in a group of men, it means they all want each other's cocks in their ass.
Ben: "Ayyyye bruh i finally got my food, MERCH!"

Everyone else: "MERCH!"
by FinnaSmash55 October 14, 2017
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