Definitions by Lizicle

Pueef 

The rare occurence of flatulence from a man's penis. The opposite of a queef.

Linda: I was sucking his dick so hard when he came it sounded like his dick farted!
Marge: It's called a pueef, Linda.

Pueef by Lizicle October 21, 2010

Merch  

Verb meaning to pass gas and unknowingly release a small amount of liquid feces. You don't know you've merched until you see the stain in your undies. Merch comes from the noise the fart makes while trying to escape your clenched cheeks.

If Aly keeps pushing out farts like that she's gonna merch herself!

Merch by Lizicle December 23, 2008