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a mf faggot who had sex with his dad
mr. Matthews raped 2 kids in the school bathroom in Africa
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dave matthews

Lead singer and guitarist for the Dave Matthews Band. Born in South Africa, moved to the U.S. He's one of the coolest and chillest guys in the world. Released a solo CD, "Some Devil". Likes to drink Jack Daniels.
Guy 1: Yo Dave Matthews is mad chill
Guy 2: Hells yea he is
by Slow But Speeding June 11, 2006
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Elizabeth Matthews

The most amazing beautiful funny caring girl you will ever meet. She always makes you feel amazing when she walks in a room. She has the prettiest eyes ever and is basically just all around perfect. It takes a while to get her to like you but in the end it’s all worth it. It takes so much time to gain the confidence to ask her out but once you do it’s the best thing you’ve ever done. You want to tell her she’s beautiful and tell her how much you like her every day. She is the weirdest person ever but that’s part of what makes her great and it’s ok cause you’re weird too. Elizabeth Matthews is just the perfect girl.
Person 1: that girl is so pretty what’s her name. Person 2: I think that’s Elizabeth Matthews
by Gus Da Savage October 23, 2018
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Brian Matthews dick

Not to be confused with Brian's dick it is over 3 miles long example wow Louis dick is only one million size of Brian Matthews dick
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Matteus

Coolest kid ever, smart funny and totally original. There is no one like him, and you always want to be around him.
Man, I wish my kid was more like Matteus.
by jsmd October 17, 2010
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Matheus

The Sexiest Type Of Person Alive , Every Girl Would Like To Have a Matheus , And every guy is jealous of him . He Is also very experienced in bed .
Girl ; Omg ! look at matheus The Sexiest guy !

Boy ; He can go Fuck Himself .
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Chris Matthews

Cop 1: What the fuck is that in the grassy knoll?
Cop 2: That's just Chris Matthews jerking off as Obama's Limo passes the crowd.
by thrill up my leg December 23, 2010
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