Much like a Canteen, but Manlier. Characteristics of a Manteen include:
1. Intense line cutting with no resistance, effectively making a good Samaritan a hungry loser.
2. Underpaid, rancid old whores serving food, unamused by the prefix 'man'.
3. A place designed to allow you to walk too far before you realize you've got the wrong change.
1. Intense line cutting with no resistance, effectively making a good Samaritan a hungry loser.
2. Underpaid, rancid old whores serving food, unamused by the prefix 'man'.
3. A place designed to allow you to walk too far before you realize you've got the wrong change.
by Johnny Redelstine November 3, 2009
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He's quite good at spinning bullshit stories to appear like a mackdaddy, especially on his blog that nobody reads but the truth is, he's just another masternormanbator.
by Anita Bang September 24, 2007
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Slang, verb.
The order of progressively creepy moves being made by an awkward coworker. Starting out at slow offensive gestures increasing into larger more harassment crimes. Making sexual jokes or physically harassing coworkers, but not enough to get you fired. If you fail to identify the creepy coworker, you are the creepy coworker. AKA The Masternator.
The order of progressively creepy moves being made by an awkward coworker. Starting out at slow offensive gestures increasing into larger more harassment crimes. Making sexual jokes or physically harassing coworkers, but not enough to get you fired. If you fail to identify the creepy coworker, you are the creepy coworker. AKA The Masternator.
John loves to masternate Susan, telling everyone how he wants to bend her knee and fuck it with his dick.
by GGLeroy December 5, 2016
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Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again.
Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again.
by Caleb@oddly February 21, 2022
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Timmy: jeez man you were out like a flash last night...?
Billy: yeah bro, had a cheeky masternap and fell right asleep
Timmy: aww man WTF thats sick
Billy: dont lie....we have all done it
Timmy: yeah....
Billy: yeah bro, had a cheeky masternap and fell right asleep
Timmy: aww man WTF thats sick
Billy: dont lie....we have all done it
Timmy: yeah....
by xXmC-KeNzIeXx November 18, 2011
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