Menstrosity

What your beautiful, wonderful, kind, loving and nurturing wife, finace or girlfriend turns into when their monthly visitor comes to call. Similar to the transformation that occurs with someone who has been bitten by a Werewolf. A total and complete transformation into an irrational, instinct and hormone driven raging beast.

Similar to Monstosity:

monstrosity
1. an outrageous or ugly person or thing; monster
2. the state or quality of being monstrous

But directly caused by a visit from aunt flow

Joe: "Hey Frank, can I come and stay with you for a week, Betsy has turned into a complete menstrosity."

Frank: "No problem bro, I feel your pain."

by BigBlackBlick May 21, 2010

menstro crap

A menstro crap is the shits that you produce when your having a period...it is much more smelly than a regular shite, and is of a runny consistency.

kid- 'urggggggggggggghhh whats that terrible smell'
other kid 'Its Mum's menstro crap ..Auntie flow must be visiting'

by Auntie Flow July 5, 2009

maistro

In southern Arizona, a low-wage teacher.

- Who teaches Biology 101?
- Dunno, I heard is some maistro.

by gauss November 4, 2012

mistron

an absolute boss, someone who is awesome at everything, especially poke wars

I lost in a poke war to an absolute mistron

by im winnin this August 24, 2011

menstropire

menstropire - a person who engages in oral sex on a woman during her period

I am not fond of going down on my lady. Except during that time of the month. I am a total menstropire, sue me

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Menstrol

When someone is being a wanker about Something that was an accident

Accidents fucking happen you don’t have to be so menstrol about it just cause your mums dying off cancer and your dads mad cause your grans 6ft under

by Your maws deed January 10, 2019

mistross

a male mistress. see also, mistraus

"Did you hear the congressman had a mistross?"
-"Who is she?"
"No, a misTROSS. 'Who is he?' would be the correct question."
-"...Oh."

by nanner hammocks December 2, 2020