Oscar Vega

A loser, poser, lame-ass.

One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.

A fuckin 'tard.

Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"

Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin oscar vega?!"

Damn oscar vega's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!

by gauss December 21, 2012

maistro

In southern Arizona, a low-wage teacher.

- Who teaches Biology 101?
- Dunno, I heard is some maistro.

by gauss November 04, 2012

culer

butt

Don't kick my culer!

by Gauss June 24, 2008